Yes, this is Chuck Norris, and I have given a big roundhouse kick to that dreadlocked woman, and taken her firstborn son to train so in the event I ever die (which is unlikely) he can take my place (evil laugh) All the world will fear Elijah, and his new last name WILL be Norris. So sayeth the Chuck...
Remember, When Chuck Norris does pushups, he is not pushing himself UP, he is pushing the earth DOWN.
All Hail Chuck!
